Fellas, let’s face it: love is a complicated thing. You think you’ve got it all figured out, right? But suddenly, you find yourself doing things you never thought you would, feeling emotions you swore you’d never experience, and—wait a minute—caring more than you probably should. If you’re reading this, there’s a good chance you’re in denial about your feelings. Don’t worry though, I’ve got you covered. These 30 signs are here to help you really understand whether you’re in love or if you’re just suffering from an existential crisis.
1. You Start Wondering About Her Day
Why do you suddenly care about how her day went? You’ve never asked anyone that before. But now, you’re genuinely curious. You’re texting her with “How’s your day?” like you’re a caring human being. And no, you’re not just trying to get on her good side for brownie points.
2. You Forget How to Play It Cool
Remember when you used to act all aloof and mysterious? Yeah, that’s out the window now. Suddenly, you’re texting her at 2 AM just to ask if she’s okay. And don’t even get me started on the “thinking of you” texts—sigh. You’re basically a walking rom-com cliché.
3. You Start Making Plans for the Future
You used to live in the now, man. Now, you’re out here talking about “us” and “we” like you’re already planning your wedding. But it’s cool, because, you know, this is the one. No need to rush or anything. Ahem.
4. You Find Yourself Smiling for No Reason
Remember when you used to smile at the thought of your favorite pizza? Now you smile just thinking about her. You can’t even control it. And every time your phone buzzes, you think it’s her—even if it’s just a spam message. You’re hopeless.
5. You Actually Care About Her Opinions
You used to not care what anyone thought, but suddenly, her opinion is gold. You’re hanging on every word she says like she’s the Dalai Lama. Should you wear that shirt? Should you change your hairstyle? Maybe you should just ask her.
6. You Watch Her Favorite Shows (and Actually Like Them)
What is this madness? You’ve been watching her Netflix picks just to have something to talk about. Not only that, but you actually like the shows. Yeah, you heard me right. You thought you hated rom-coms? Now you’re binge-watching them on a Sunday afternoon. Who are you?
7. You’re Secretly Counting the Days Until You See Her Again
You’ve got a countdown app on your phone now, but it’s not for a vacation or a video game release. It’s for when you get to see her again. Days feel like years, and all you can think about is the next time she’ll be in your arms—or, at the very least, in your proximity.
8. You Find Yourself Getting Jealous (Over Absolutely Nothing)
You used to be the chill, “I don’t care” guy. Now you’re eyeing every dude who looks at her. Is he staring too long? Why did he just laugh? Are they secretly planning a heist together? Jealousy has arrived, and it’s a beautiful mess.
9. You Think About Her When You’re Doing Literally Anything
Washing dishes? Wondering what she’s doing. Taking a shower? Wondering if she’s had lunch yet. Walking your dog? Seriously, this is when you start to feel the pangs of thinking about someone else in every situation.
10. You Lose Track of Time When You’re with Her
Time doesn’t just fly; it disappears. One moment you’re having coffee, and the next thing you know, it’s 3 AM and you’ve missed all your deadlines. Who needs sleep when you’re talking to her about everything and nothing at the same time?
11. You’re Actually Considering Giving Up Your ‘Bachelor Pad’ Lifestyle
The thought of moving into her place or getting a place together doesn’t seem that bad. At first, you were fine with your chaotic, single existence. But now? Now you’re debating whether to throw your “single” persona out the window. The horror.
12. You Can’t Stop Daydreaming About Her
It’s no longer just about work, video games, or sports. You find yourself daydreaming about her—whether it’s random fantasies or her just sitting next to you. Seriously, you’re starting to wonder when you turned into a sap.
13. You Start Thinking ‘We’ Instead of ‘I’
Plans? They’re suddenly “we” plans, not “I” plans. You’re factoring her into everything. “We should go to the beach.” “We could try that new restaurant.” Who even are you anymore?
14. You Start Putting Her Needs Above Yours
You used to be a “me first” kind of guy. Now, you’re figuring out what she likes, what she needs, and how to make her smile. No, you don’t mind driving 30 minutes out of your way just to get her favorite coffee. You’re really doing this, huh?
15. You Care About Her Family Like It’s Your Own
You’ve met her parents, and suddenly you’re not just remembering their names—you’re actively trying to impress them. You might even be liking her mom’s cooking now. This is how you know you’ve gone too far, my man.
16. You Feel Defensive Over Her
Some dude comments on her social media? Suddenly you’re typing out a long, passive-aggressive reply. It’s like you’ve become her personal bodyguard without even realizing it. Is this love or are you just being ridiculous?
17. You’re Actually Interested in Her Pet
You’ve never cared about pets before, but suddenly, her cat is the most adorable thing on the planet. If she has a dog? You’re already planning future walks. Don’t even pretend like you’re not trying to get on her good side through her fur baby.
18. You Keep Buying Her Stuff You Think She’ll Like
You’re casually picking up little gifts for her because you think she’ll love them. No occasion, no reason—just because you thought it would make her smile. You’ve officially become the “I’ll just surprise you” guy.
19. You Start Complimenting Her Nonstop
You used to mock the dudes who gave endless compliments. Now? You’re handing out compliments like candy. “You look amazing today.” “That outfit is on fire.” “You’re a goddess.” And yes, you actually mean it.
20. You Want to Know Her Deepest Thoughts
You don’t just want surface-level conversations anymore. You want to know about her childhood, her dreams, her fears—everything. You’re in too deep now, and you know it.
21. You’re Looking at Rings on Websites
No, you haven’t actually asked her yet. But you’ve secretly started window shopping for engagement rings. What’s the harm in browsing, right? You’re just trying to see what she’d like.
22. You Start Talking About Her to Your Friends
Your buddies used to hear about your wild nights and crazy adventures. Now? They’re hearing all about her. Suddenly, you’re the “relationship guy” in the group. This is what love does to a man.
23. You Begin to Miss Her Before You Even Leave
You just saw her this morning, but you’re already missing her by the time you hit the road. And you think that’s normal. It’s not. It’s called being emotionally whipped, and it’s adorable.
24. You Spend Way Too Much Time on Her Social Media
You’re scrolling through her Instagram like you’re researching for a history project. You already know the details of every post, but you’ll scroll anyway. It’s basically a habit now.
25. You Do the ‘I Can’t Believe I’m In Love’ Dance
At some point, you start doing a little happy dance inside your head when you realize you’ve gone full-on in love. The problem? You’re doing it without even realizing it. You really are in too deep, huh?
26. You Start Saying ‘We’ When Talking About Future Plans
Instead of “I might go to Vegas next month,” you say, “We’re thinking about going to Vegas next month.” It’s the ultimate relationship slip. And don’t even try to backtrack. You’re already deep into this.
27. You Actually Start Caring About Her ‘Love Language’
You know the types of affection she craves. You’re actually paying attention. Suddenly, you care about things like quality time, gifts, and words of affirmation. And you’re okay with it. You might even like it.
28. You Want to Protect Her
Forget all the tough-guy talk. You’re ready to stand up for her no matter what. Someone gives her trouble? You’re stepping in. You might even take a bullet for her, but let’s not go that far just yet.
29. You Miss Her, Even When You’re Together
You just can’t get enough of her. Even when you’re hanging out, you still miss her. What kind of madness is this? It’s called being emotionally invested, and it’s terrifying, but also kind of sweet.
30. You’d Rather Be with Her Than Doing Literally Anything Else
This is the big one. The one that seals the deal. You used to be all about hanging out with your buddies, playing games, or going on spontaneous adventures. Now? You’d rather spend the night just chilling with her, watching some Netflix or talking about life. You’re officially whipped.
Final Thoughts
Alright, gentlemen. If you’ve found yourself nodding through most of these signs, then congrats—you’re in love. But don’t get too comfortable. Just because you’ve fallen into the love trap doesn’t mean you’re not still a “tough guy” at heart, right? Keep doing your thing, just know that love can make even the most stoic of men turn into softies. So, go ahead and embrace the mushy stuff… but don’t worry, no one has to know how soft you’ve gotten.
(Oh, and in case it wasn’t obvious… this article is written with a little bit of sarcasm. But not all of it. Or maybe it’s just the right amount—who’s counting?)