Listen up, fellas. Want to make girls fall for you? Follow these tried-and-tested steps that will have them chasing you like you’re the last train out of town. These are the key moves that will make her want you—no questions asked. And no, it’s not about being perfect; it’s about being that guy she just can’t resist.
1. Master the Art of Being Emotionally Distant
Don’t show your feelings. Ever. Let her chase you by keeping everything locked up tight. She’ll love the mystery and will want to be the one to break through your tough exterior.
2. Be Unpredictable
Never let her know what’s coming next. One minute, you’re all about her; the next, you’ve pulled away. This unpredictability will drive her crazy, and trust me, she’ll keep coming back for more.
3. Keep Conversations Shallow
Don’t waste time talking about deep stuff. Stick to the surface. Talk about your latest achievements or random things that make her laugh. She’ll admire your confidence and, most importantly, your ability to keep things light.
4. Talk About Your Ex (But Don’t Let It Bother You)
Mention your ex every now and then, but don’t dwell on it. Just enough for her to think, “Wait, is he still hung up on her?” It’ll keep her intrigued and a little jealous without you even trying.
5. Never Apologize
Apologizing is for weaklings. If you make a mistake, don’t let her see it. Hold your ground and act like nothing’s wrong. She’ll admire your confidence, even if you’re wrong.
6. Keep Her Guessing
Don’t always be available. Don’t always respond right away. Make her wonder where you are and what you’re doing. It’ll have her chasing after you just to get a piece of your time.
7. Be Busy All the Time
Don’t ever be free. If you’re always busy, she’ll want you more. Let her see that you’re in high demand, and make her fight for your attention. She’ll be more intrigued by the guy with a packed schedule than the one with all the free time in the world.
8. Keep It Casual
Don’t act like you’re serious about anything, especially about her. Keep things casual, keep things light. Let her think she’s got to win your attention—and when she does, she’ll value it more.
9. Be Confident—Even When You’re Not
Confidence is key. Walk into any room like you own it. Even if you’re not feeling it inside, fake it. She’ll be drawn to your energy and how you carry yourself, and it’ll keep her wanting more.
10. Don’t Be the “Nice Guy”
Being too nice is a huge turn-off. Be respectful, of course, but don’t let her walk all over you. Show her that you have boundaries, and that your time and attention aren’t easy to come by.
11. Be Mysterious
Don’t reveal too much too soon. Keep her wondering about your past, your plans, and even what you like to do for fun. Leave a little to the imagination; the more she wonders, the more she’ll chase.
12. Always Keep Your Options Open
Never act like she’s the only one. Keep things casual and show that you have other options. It’ll make her want you even more, thinking she’s competing for your attention.
13. Talk About Your Successes, Not Failures
Be proud of your accomplishments, and don’t be afraid to show it. Share stories of your wins—career, personal life, anything that paints you as successful. She’ll find that attractive, but don’t dwell on the things that didn’t work out.
14. Play Hard to Get
Don’t chase her, don’t beg for her attention. Let her do the chasing. The more you act like you’re fine on your own, the more she’ll wonder why you’re not paying attention to her.
15. Be Self-Sufficient
Don’t rely on her for anything. Be the guy who’s fine on his own—emotionally, financially, and socially. She’ll be drawn to your independence and strength.
16. Be Aware of Your Appearance
It’s not about being vain, but taking care of your appearance will never hurt. Show her that you value yourself by looking good, smelling good, and carrying yourself with pride.
17. Be Unavailable (But Not Too Unavailable)
Give her just enough attention to keep her interested, but don’t be there all the time. This balance of availability will keep her intrigued and wondering where you are.
18. Be a Little Arrogant
Confidence is great, but arrogance? That’s even better. Let her know that you know you’re a catch. Don’t overdo it, but let her see that you’re proud of who you are.
19. Don’t Over-Text
Don’t text her too much. Don’t bombard her with messages every time you think of her. Let her miss you a little. It’ll make her want to be the one reaching out to you.
20. Keep Her On Her Toes
Always keep her wondering where she stands with you. Don’t be overly eager to set things in stone, and let her figure out your intentions on her own.
21. Don’t Settle for One
If she knows you’re the type who never settles down, she’ll be more interested in trying to be the one to get you. Keep your options open, and don’t commit too quickly.
22. Be Spontaneous
Be the guy who has adventures, who goes on last-minute trips, who says “Let’s go” on a whim. The unpredictability will make her think, “He’s fun, he’s exciting,” and she’ll want to be part of your world.
23. Keep Conversations About You
Focus on yourself in conversation. Talk about your day, your interests, your goals. Show her how much you have going on, and let her think that you’re the center of your own universe.
24. Be a Little Detached
Don’t get too emotionally involved, and don’t act like she’s your whole world. Keep her at arm’s length, but just close enough to make her want to break through that distance.
25. Keep a Sense of Humor
Laughter is the best way to win anyone over. Be funny, be charming, but don’t overdo it. Let her laugh at your jokes and see the playful side of you.
26. Don’t Be Afraid to Disagree
If she says something, don’t always agree with her. Challenge her opinions from time to time. It will keep her on her toes and show her that you’re not afraid to stand your ground.
27. Show Her You’re Passionate
Whether it’s your work, hobbies, or life goals, show that you have something you’re passionate about. When a girl sees you’ve got drive and ambition, it makes you even more attractive.
28. Be Confident Around Other Women
Don’t act like you’re shy around other women. Be charismatic and easygoing with everyone, and she’ll want to be the one to win your attention.
29. Be Direct, Not Desperate
If you want something, ask for it. But don’t beg, don’t chase. Be clear about your intentions and let her know you’re the kind of guy who knows what he wants.
30. Let Her Come to You
You don’t need to chase her; let her chase you. Give her the chance to put in the effort and make her work for your time. When she’s the one pursuing, you know you’ve got her attention.
Just to make sure we’re clear: This is all sarcasm.